Every now and again something comes into your life that changes you in such a way that you may never be the same again. For me, that special something is Pinterest. I have so many reasons to be thankful to Pinterest today that I thought I should share them with all of you. In no particular order:
For Making Me Feel Fat on a Daily Basis:
And Then Encouraging Me To Make Fattening Foods:
For Building Up My Self-Confidence:
And Then Breaking It Down When I Don’t Get the Joke:
And Then Reminding Me How Much More Creative Everyone Else Is Than Me:
Thank You, Pinterest, For Always Reminding Me To Do My Nails. Always:
Then Reminding Me I Don’t Have Time to Paint My Nails Because I Should Be Working:
Especially If I Want To Go on One of Those Vacations Everyone Else Seems to Be Going On:
Lastly, Pinterest, thank you for giving me just one more thing that I need to keep track of now because Facebook, Google+, Twitter, tumblr, Scoop.it, StumbleUpon, Instagram, and all of the other sharing sites were leaving me just a little bit too much extra time every day.
(I know…no one ever said I had to join Pinterest. If you can’t take a joke, maybe you should go make some “Keep Calm and ….” posters or read Fifty Shades of Grey. Or paint your nails. That’s apparently what everyone else is doing these days).